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post some jokes

(Sorry Krash i involved you in the jokes....but its funny)
Once a new teacher goes to a school and starts speaking with boys and girls and asks them about their names and hobbies

first guy
Krash : my name is krash and my hobby is to watch bubbles in the bathtub

teacher says.."weird but interesting"

second guy
Dave: my name is Dave and my hobby is to watch bubbles in the bathtub

teacher says ..."good you support your friend"

third guy
Calvin:my name is Calvin and my hobby is to watch bubbles in teh bathtub

teacher says..."ok even you support your friends"

first girl
Jane:my name is Jane and my hobby is to make drawings.

teacher says..."interesting"

second girl
Emma: my name is Emma and my hobby is to watch birds

teacher says..."ok...next"

third girl

"my name is Bubbles and my hobby is to take bath 3 times a day in a bathtub"


lolzz

Oh...in the beginning I was like "what?" but in the end I was like "oh....i didn't know that I have such a great hobby! )
Nice one! =D

You Know if you've been playing Runescape to long if...

* 1. You find a penny on the ground and then wait there thinking it will respawn.
* 2. A police officer arrests you for assaulting three innocent men and you say: I was just training!
* 3. You just finished your chores and you go to the Slayer Master to ask for new tasks.
* 4. You go to the store to buy some beer, and you try to figure out which one will boost your stats.
* 5. You go to a local priest and ask him to do the Prayer Emote
* 6. You go to a bank and shout: Selling lobs 250$ each!
* 7. You see your mom cooking shrimp and you say: Hey you noob....I can cook Manta Rays!
* 8. You burn your house because it gives 50k Firemaking Experience!
* 9. You try to deposit a huge box with FULL DRAGON SET written all over it to you rank account.
* 10. Your kitten becomes a grown cat in 1 hour
* 11. You travel to Egypt and the border guard asks you for money to pass,you say: I am a friend of the president,I freed his son from the jail.
* 12. You try to fish a shark at the docks.
* 13. When a bully attacks you,you try to find where is your "Protect from Melee" button.
* 14. You think that School is a Tutorial Island and the world is the Mainland.
* 15. When you fight for about 30 minutes and shout: Wooooooot! 99 Strenght!
* 16. When you run on your P.E. lesson and then start walking. Your teacher shouts at you and you reply: Yeah,well sorry I don't have 99 Agility and I have run out of Energy.
* 17. When you think that the police officers are Moderators!